Tuesday, November 8, 2016

How Much Does He Love Gnomes?


The other night, while at work, I was scrolling through my phone trying to find a poem generator that I liked. The reason that I was looking for it is because one of the characters in the story that I am working on writes a goofy poem. But I didn't like any of the poem generators that I found. In my searching, I can't remember if it was yesterday or today, I came across a song generator that I liked. Here is the song that the generator came up with titled:

"How Much Does He Love Gnomes?"

He gets on with life as a spy,
He's an optimistic kinda chap.
He likes rowing boats on Sundays,
He likes playing chess in the week.
He likes to contemplate tall people.
But when he starts to daydream,
His mind turns straight to gnomes.

Oh oh oh!

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about gnomes with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's tall people making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Tall People or...
Gnomes?


He likes to use words like 'sorry,'
He likes to use words like 'disgusting.'
He likes to use words about tall people.
But when he stops his talking,
His mind turns straight to gnomes.

Oh oh oh!

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about gnomes with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's tall people making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Tall People or...
Gnomes?


He likes to hang out with Jason,
He likes to kick back with Laura,
But when left alone,
His mind turns straight to gnomes.

Oh oh oh!

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about gnomes with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's tall people making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Tall People or...
Gnomes?


He's not too fond of finding dead birds,
He really hates smelly farms,
But he just thinks back to gnomes,
And he's happy once again.

Oh oh oh! 

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